Ryanair is the best airline in the world!

For some reason people don't find Ryanair to be a good airline at all, but to those people I say that they are completly wrong!

Why is Ryanair good?

In my opinion I find Ryanair to have completly changed the way airlines work in our world today.
Some of great things that Ryanair have introduced are:

Cheap flights to so many great destinations:

They have managed to offer cheap flights to every single spot in Europe (which is the continent that matters) at an extremly cheap price. Dear reader according to Ryanairs own website you can get a flight from london to Romania for only $202! A price that makes Micheal O'Leary proud. 

Comfort: 

Such beautiful design 

Comfort on Ryanair flights are never an issue the seats on each and every Ryanair flight are designed to give as much comfort as possible with a new sleek and slim modern design taking up as little space as possible so that Ryanair can pack each traveler as close together like Sardines in a tin. The leg room on each and every Ryanair flight can be classified as XXS and this is a good thing because it really does help you with your training to become the most flexible man alive. Another item on Ryanair flights which help add some more comfort  on the flight is the safety card plastered on the back of each and every seat so that whenever you look up you get reminded of just how close from death you are.

Look at all that leg room

Food:

One of the best parts of flying is the food and Ryanair definetly delivers in this regard. The food is extremly delicous and includes many dishes cooked and created by Ryanairs' own Michelen star chef Micheal O'Leary. The menu on each and every Ryanair flight is full of overpriced goods such as a box of oven baked chips for four euro even though the kilogram bag was bought for 1 euro in Tesco which is good because it is Micheal O'Learys' way of reminding  me that I am not a filthy poor person whenever I buy these chips. Some other over priced items on this menu are a "Fresh" Sandwich for 5 euro, a Ham and Cheese Panini for 5 euro  50 and a breakfast Burito for 5 euro 50.

tasty chips

mmm a delicous breakfast burrito

Customer Serevice:

The staff on ryanair flights I find mostly have extremly good work ethic. Most of them have the right  idea to just treat the customer like an object and showing them that they are not special in any other way. One other thing that is amazing about Ryanairs' customer  service is that they have the best hold music of all time. These  musical masterpiece from the man the myth the legend micheal O'Leary himself are sure to keep Ryanairs' amazing services stuck in your head for a lifetime.