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The Iphone is the best smartphone!



Now most people have a smartphone but there are just so many smartphones  to choose from its hard to see which one is the best one, But dear viewer after you finish reading this review you will see the truth that the iPhone is the best smartphone in the market because of its price, battery life and so much more!

The Price:

The price of an iPhone is comparable to a Premium Chicken Bacon Clubhouse (Grilled or Crispy) delicious, tasty and exclusive but way to expensive. You could just have the exact same experience with the Big Mac minus the exclusivity for only a fraction of the price! That basically sums up the price of an iPhone. Its good, exclusive but you could have a the exact same thing with any other smartphone for a much cheaper price. This really helps me cement the fact that I'm better than everyone else because I own my very own iPhone!

Look at all these people so happy to have spent all their savings on a glorified piece of metal 


The Battery Life:

The battery life of the iPhone is one of the selling points of the device. The charge of the phone holds for about  the same time that it took me to drain my bowels while having diahorrea. Making sure that you are constantly having your phone stuck into a socket.  All in all another great feature about the iPhone.

An iPhone after an hour of use!

Customability:

The iPhone is extremely customizable coming in various colours such as Silver, Space Grey, Grey, Black and Jet Black! But that isn't all if by any chance you ended up breaking your glorious iPhone (not that it ever breaks it's designed to well) you can just bring it back to your local licensed Apple shop and they'll repair it for only 3/4 of the original price, Apple have really thought of everything. Want to change the parts of your iPhone with unlicensed parts that don't come from Apple Just don't because the iPhone is just to good for anything made by anyone else!  (Apple knows if you use unauthorized parts in their phones and if you do you bet the ghost of Steve Jobs is going to come to you and terminate his iPhone)

Who wouldn't trust this person to repair your $1,000 phone?

Steve Jobs:

The final and best reason to buy an iPhone is that they were and still are designed by Steve Jobs (the best phone designer) every year Apple raise him from the dead just so that he can keep on rethinking this brilliant product. Thank you Steve Jobs for birthing this brilliant product.




  


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